TWO LITTLE BIRDS

Tip of the day (#3)

CLAM OPENER

After slicing his finger while attempting to open anti-theft clamshell packagaing, Karthic Chidambaranathan of Austin, Tx, Came up with a safer idea: Use a double-edged can opener to cleanly cut around the edges and free the contents without damaging your digits.

I found this in on page 32 of Ready Made current issue. I hope you enjoy this tip for a most frustrating situation.

My view of Greg from my desk

Look, Greg is all grown up. He has serious man face. I find it disturbing that he looks surprisingly like the Andre the Giant sticker on the back of his computer.

Vignette #2

The lone Barbie shoe. This tiny Barbie shoe sits atop a painting of a boy wearing a dunce cap that declares him a Dumbass. It was painted by our friend Sarah Fagan.

My daughter declared one day, "Mommy Barbie's are not good for the earth". She has clearly been brain washed by the other Waldorf kids. Although right now she is watching Pokemon on a 60" TV, shh don't tell.